I know what my cat says, “Feed me, slave!”
"The squirrels are mocking us"
"What is so valuable with my paw, why do you always ask for it?"
"In my next life I want to drive the car."
That covers the 95%.
wonder if it works for my two headed turtle....
How do they know they’re 95% accurate??? LOLOLOL.
My cat has also mastered “pet me.”
Your cat has better manners than mine, Daisy bites me when I don’t obey.
“Dogs drool, cats rule.” It wasn’t entirely true when my pet family consisted of one Keeshond and two cats, eachl adopted a few minutes before being put to death in three different strange shelters.
Present pussycat’s origen wasn’t quite that dire. Her feral mom was taken to huge animal rescue place up on nearby mountain, “Hgher Ground”. They rescue dogs, goats, horses, any domestic animal that’s in dire circumstances. I’m already talking to them about taking Daisy when I croak. Will contribute enough to make kitty’s life wonderful and probably help more cats.
My. daughter is allergic to cats and has four dogs, so.......
Yep! My dog “Where are my treats?”
Ditto ...one of them has a extremely good internal clock
Starts crying a 1/2 HR before announcing to everyone