[PROCON]

Summer fun has just begun in Chiraq, those darn “teens”.

[No name given]

It’s them again, Yogi.

[Bonemaker]

“Elsewhere, 19 people were shot and wounded on Memorial Day in the Windy City.”

3 of them were the intended targets.

[rktman]

Chicongo. Safer in the straits of whore mooze.