[dfwgator]

She’s really thinking, “Why didn’t we think of that?”

[ridesthemiles]

WHEN-—OH, WHEN WILL A SERIOUS AUDIT OF THE CLINTON FOUNDATION END HER???

[DoodleBob]

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Benzinga needs some help. There are so many other titles one could use on her royal highness:

- filthy lawyer

- carpetbagging former U.S. senator

- secretary of state responsible for the murder of Ambassador Stevens

- First succubus

- Bleachbit spokeswoman

- Co-head of the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation

-the first woman to top the presidential ticket of a major party in the United States and LOSE

- Fort Marcy Park patron

- Chief contributor to the Nachum List.

- murderess of Bambi’s Mother