“A live frog was discovered in a lettuce bag purchased from a grocery store in Australia”
isn’t that just a classic sign of how fresh and natural the lettuce is?

You've just pointed out the inherent contradiction and stupidity of modern consumers, particularly urban women and soy-boys.
I don't want pesticides! I don't want glyphosate! I want abundant and beautiful looking food!
Ewww! There's frog in my fresh lettuce! There's e.coli on my raw beef! Let's pave over 2000 acres of farmland with solar panels, because CO2, or something! Waahhhh!
That’s a bit TOO FRESH!...............
Some folks just love to complain.