But Lone Star had the best ads. The beer was just weasel piss.
True, on both accounts. Miller Lite hit the market with great advertising though. It was an early lesson in the power of marketing. Schlitz was so dominant, they took up half the space in our cooler. In a few years, we hardly sold any.
I attended a wedding in 1980 that had a multi-level Schlitz fountain! You just dipped your champagne glass into one of the flowing streams. lol