It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell
“C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell
Chuck Berry, 1964
12 is not teenage. It’s a pedophile event.

Lord, I’m old I guess. I remember that song (and like it)!