[T.B. Yoits]

They insist on calling it his suicide note. We've seen no proof of that.

As more people don't believe

A. It was suicide.
or
B. He's even dead.

...a suicide note magically appears.

[nickcarraway]

No one is comparing themselves to Alfalfa in a suicide note.

[escapefromboston]

You could say that about anyone really