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Immigrant jokes about Germany
X ^ | May 1st 2026 | Nioh Berg

Posted on 05/07/2026 1:18:54 PM PDT by ChessExpert

Germany is so far gone that even immigrants have their own jokes about themselves all being on welfare while the natives work to pay for their lifestyle.

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My first post from X. We'll see how it goes.
1 posted on 05/07/2026 1:18:54 PM PDT by ChessExpert
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To: ChessExpert

Germans are known for their lighthearted sense of humor.


2 posted on 05/07/2026 1:24:05 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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It's not a new phenomenon, actually.

I've heard about/read about welfare rats in this (USA) country laughing about how we (hard working taxpayers) actually work for them (welfare rats).

It's beyond ingratitude, it's crass, vulgar, and obnoxious.

Might make a persuasive political commercial, however.

3 posted on 05/07/2026 1:27:24 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston ChurchIill)
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To: ChessExpert

thats funny

are the germans laughing?


4 posted on 05/07/2026 1:28:18 PM PDT by joshua c
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To: pepsionice

HA HA


5 posted on 05/07/2026 1:33:54 PM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: ChessExpert

(that even immigrants have their own jokes about themselves all being on welfare while the natives work to pay for their lifestyle.)

The Democrat Plan for America


6 posted on 05/07/2026 1:36:25 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Seaplaner

Yes, it’s really not much different here.


7 posted on 05/07/2026 1:37:21 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: ChessExpert

Zis is Deutschland! Ve Don’t Ha Ha Here!


8 posted on 05/07/2026 1:43:10 PM PDT by xp38
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Here's an example of German humor. It's a billboard, intended to discourage young people from texting while driving. "Tot" means "dead."


9 posted on 05/07/2026 1:49:50 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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The red what looks like blood smears along the edge of the phone are an interesting touch.


10 posted on 05/07/2026 1:55:31 PM PDT by xp38
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See here; if not the whole thing, skip to about 2:15... Fawlty Towers - The Germans
11 posted on 05/07/2026 1:55:31 PM PDT by mononymous
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Sadly, we heard this joke some years back, in Germany.

As to those who would comment about German humor, the old joke is that the shortest book in the German library is the "Collected Jokes of Germany."

As the social welfare states of Western Europe teeter. this will become no joke.

12 posted on 05/07/2026 2:26:51 PM PDT by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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The Nazis executed people for telling jokes.

The most infamous case was a priest who told this one:

A dying German soldier asked the nurse to see people for whom he was laying down his life. The nurse laid a portrait of Hitler and Göring next to him. The soldier said “Now I can die like Jesus Christ.”

Another one executed, was an armaments worker, who told this joke:

Hitler and Göring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners’ faces. So Göring says: “Why don’t you jump?”


13 posted on 05/07/2026 2:31:20 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: ChessExpert

https://youtube.com/shorts/ssXsJ-QwBLo?si=-TSIlSyaWFqQECqH


14 posted on 05/07/2026 2:57:27 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the Change You Filthy Animal !)
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https://youtu.be/dToNqP7mt

German Knock, Knock joke.


15 posted on 05/07/2026 2:59:15 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the Change You Filthy Animal !)
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To: Worldtraveler once upon a time

As to those who would comment about German humor, the old joke is that the shortest book in the German library is the “Collected Jokes of Germany.”


“There were zwei peanuts walking on the strasse, und one was assaulted.....Peanut...Ho! Ho! Ho!”


16 posted on 05/07/2026 3:00:21 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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17 posted on 05/07/2026 3:03:26 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: ChessExpert

https://youtu.be/qYVK_OqyUzk

Larry David - Hitler


18 posted on 05/07/2026 3:05:42 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the Change You Filthy Animal !)
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To: ChessExpert

https://youtube.com/shorts/n0fvtI_B9o4?si=Jtmas86v06SJqNzs

Another German Joke.


19 posted on 05/07/2026 3:15:30 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the Change You Filthy Animal !)
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To: MotorCityBuck

LOL!


20 posted on 05/07/2026 3:16:08 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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