[Lazamataz]

I heard President Trump saw an idling F15, with an open cockpit, and he tried to jump into the fighter and take off. It was only the actions of a 737 that stopped him! The 737 pulled right in front of the fighter jet, and Trump had no choice but to stop.

When he was pulled out of the cockpit, screaming profanity the entire time, Trump said “I’m driving this jet to Iran to nuke them!!!”

It’s true. I saw an anonymous source say this.

[MayflowerMadam]

And he was wrestling with the pilot to take the controls.

[StAnDeliver]

"I heard President Trump saw an idling F15, with an open cockpit, and he tried to jump into the fighter and take off. It was only the actions of a 737 that stopped him! The 737 pulled right in front of the fighter jet, and Trump had no choice but to stop.

When he was pulled out of the cockpit, screaming profanity the entire time, Trump said “I’m driving this jet to Iran to nuke them!!!”"

I heard from reliable sources -- like a half-broke spook who hasn't been relevant since Shrub, if then -- that it was akshually a Warthog A-10; and Trump dropped two 500-lbs on the the center square (despite Paul Lynde to block) of the Mahdi shrine in Samarra, and when the Mahdi did not reappear the Iranians instantly converted to, well ... Christianity doesn't want them and doesn't need them, so let's just say they converted.