[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’m still campaigning for my own milk cow, but Beau says he’s doing me a FAVOR by constantly telling me, ‘No Milk Cow!’

Oh, come on! Not even a Mini Jersey? They’re adorable!

I’d also like an Avocado tree, but that’s not gonna happen here in Zone 5a. ;)

[9YearLurker]

Sounds like you need a goat—and a greenhouse.