There’s a NoKings joke in that story somewhere.
“King Trump invades GREENLAND”
I can see the misspelled autocorrected pre printed signs already....
While Elvis was grateful that people were calling him the king of rock n roll, he’d reject that title, saying “Only Jesus is king. I’m just a singer.” He also once said that if there was such a thing as king of rock n roll, that title should belong to Chuck Berry.