The crap bags for the “winners” aren’t too eco friendly either.
A luxury Costa Rican villa experience
An “iconic” super villa experience in Ibiza for up to 16 guests
A sculpt and lift facial
A smile makeover package
“Ultra secure” cryptocurrency storage
An “elite” body sculpting liposuction experience
Kabuki-inspired Japanese-made luggage sets
A custom residential interior design package
A seven-day “transformative and rejuvenating” retreat
A tea tasting assortment tea chest
A movie night maple gourmet gift box
A shower head
Fountain pens
A 10-day restorative reset in Sri Lanka
Facial rejuvenation procedures from a leading plastic surgeon
An electric flosser
A luxury vegan handbag
Sunscreen
An exclusive, luxury Arctic villa getaway with views of the northern lights
Perfume
A HydroJug water bottle
A holistic portrait photography session
Edible gold crystals
Additionally, nominees will receive loads more of skin care, fashion, beauty, wellness and food products in their gift bags.
https://www.deseret.com/entertainment/2026/03/13/oscar-gift-bags-2026/
I thought the vegan bag is funny. What, too cheap to grift a Birkin bag?
You left out....
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby’s arm holding an apple?
Good thing each of the ‘stars’ had an Eco-Friendly Sherpa along to carry all of their loot!
I’m just happy that every day, in EVERY way, the Socialist Democrat LibTards SHOW US EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE!