Posted on 03/16/2026 5:49:26 AM PDT by V_TWIN
TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs in battle was "just a flesh wound".
"Tis' but a scratch," declared Khamenei as aides carefully balanced his torso on the floor. "I've had worse. Come on then, America, you Great Satan you! Have at you, you yellow-bellied cowards. I'm invincible!!"
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth reportedly spoke to the Ayatollah directly, asking Khamenei to admit defeat. "Ooooh, had enough then Pete, have you?" cackled the Ayatollah in response. "Chicken! chicken! Come on then, you pansy!"
In response, Hegseth ordered another wave of missile strikes against the Ayatollah's underground compound, which blew off Khamenei's arms. "I'll do you for that," cried Khamenai. "The glorious Islamic Republic always triumphs! Come back here and take what's coming to you!"
At publishing time, a defiant Ayatollah had issued a warning that the IRGC was prepared to bite America's legs off.
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And he’s gay!!
Next, The Dead Mullah scene:
: He’s not pining! He’s passed on! This Mullah is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in Peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, He’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-Mullah!
When HBO was just getting started (and that was before streaming, when all shows were sent over cables at specific times of the day) they didn't have a lot of content and gave away free HBO for the summer. I watched MP&THG every day, sometimes twice.
Just perfect! lololol!
I have to agree.
TBH, I never got the Monty Python humor but the Black Knight skit I did find hilarious. 😁
I guess his goats are on top now.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Lol!
Weaoh...🤨🤔...guess we be’ah replace him then...😁
all right...we’ll call it a draw :)
Oh, I see ,running away a
"I fart in your general direction."
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