Coffee is 99% water.
You can not drink enough coffee to dehydrate you.
Incorrect. The coffee represents a portion of your total water intake. If normal renal excretion of urine increases your water balance becomes a deficit until you drink more water. Case in point is alcohol also a powerful diuretic. Drink to much and you wake up with a powerful thirst and a hangover.
Relative to coffee do not even talk to me in the morning until I have had my second cup. I am not nice until then. LOL
The idea that everyone needs to drink eight glasses of water a day is largely a myth, originating from a misinterpretation of a 1945 recommendation that included water from all sources, not just plain water. Hydration needs vary by individual and can be met through thirst and the consumption of water-rich foods.
Coffee has a diuretic effect due to its caffeine content, which may increase urine production. You can piss more water out than you consume in coffee.