[silent majority rising]

If I were them, I would pick one but not tell anyone what his name is. They could say “The Ayatollah who cannot be named”..

[Veto!]

How about ,,,,,,,,,Ayatollah Zilch?

[DAC21]

"If I were them, I would pick one but not tell anyone what his name is. They could say “The Ayatollah who cannot be named”.."

[DAC21]

Tray again

"If I were them, I would pick one but not tell anyone what his name is. They could say “The Ayatollah who cannot be named”.."

[Orosius]

Or “The Ayatollah Formerly Known As...”

[EnderWiggin1970]

If I were them, I would pick one but not tell anyone what his name is. They could say “The Ayatollah who cannot be named”..

That will be fun. Incidentally, I was contacted earlier by the Assembly of Experts and named the new supreme leader of Iran. I hereby order all Iranian military to stand down and surrender unconditionally and cooperate in facilitating a transitional government headed by Reza Pahlavi. Of course you can ignore my orders, but I will then order you court-martialed and shot, and as you have absolutely no evidence to contest my claim to the leadership of Iran your inaction will be indefensible.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Who cannot be named.... And who for safety's sake, should be quartered with the 12th Imam (currently silent during his Great Occultation) in the well of Qom!

(If he can locate him he might take some lessons from #12 about maintaining a secure bug-out spot and avoiding attention by keeping silent!)