Vote for Greenland to become a US territory...get $1,000,000 tax free)...get US citizenship...and your worries are over. Or you can wait a few years to become a colony of Russia or Red China.
Right now, they’re a colony of the EUSSR.
Add a one week all-expense-paid stay at the Trump Hotel or resort of your choice with half-off coupons for many associated businesses. You’ll be fishing in style in your custom-tailored Armani suit and be the envy of your village.
Just suggestions to wear them down.