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Tucker Uncovers Shocking Evidence That Israel Controlled By Jews
Babylon Bee ^ | February 20, 2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/25/2026 2:31:25 PM PST by MeanWestTexan

TEL AVIV — Shortly after landing at Ben Gurion Airport to conduct an interview with U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee, commentator Tucker Carlson reportedly uncovered shocking evidence that Israel is controlled by the Jews.

"I'm seeing the Star of David everywhere. Why is that?" Carlson reportedly asked his producer. "And I see this scribbly language, but it doesn't look Arabic. I'm familiar with Arabic. Like, really familiar — AHAHAHAHA! This almost looks like Hebrew, but surely not."

CCTV footage appeared to show that, as Carlson waited for Huckabee to arrive for their interview, he was browsing brochures set aside for visitors. The more he read, however, the more radicalized he became. Carlson began frantically pointing at them, showing his team every time he saw the word "Jewish."

Carlson said, "I don't know what's going on here. I don't have all the facts. I'm just a podcast host, clearly. But I just saw someone asking people to report suspicious packages. Like they think Muslims are going to leave bombs in the airport. But that's blood guilt! That seems like something Jews would do. Nothing against Jews, I have friends who are Jews. I love Jews. But Jews are obviously evil and psychotic for assuming Muslims hate them. Reporting suspicious packages is wrong! That's tribalism! That's blood guilt! Period!"

According to sources, Carlson, ever the professional, tried to push these thoughts to the back of his mind because he was not a conspiracy theorist obsessed with the Jews. He didn't bring the subject up again until he was face-to-face with the ambassador to Israel himself.

Witnesses present at the time of the interview said it did not go well for anyone involved.

"First question, are Jews running Israel?" Carlson reportedly asked.

Huckabee looked taken aback, clearly surprised by the question. "Well, yes," he said.

Then Carlson laid down the hammer. "Okay, quick follow-up: Who's paying you? Who do you work for?"

At publishing time, Tucker Carlson had been detained by the IDF after accusing them of secretly being on the payroll of Israel.


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KEYWORDS: babylpopnbee; israel; satire; tucker

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1 posted on 02/25/2026 2:31:25 PM PST by MeanWestTexan
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To: MeanWestTexan

Loving this!


2 posted on 02/25/2026 2:33:43 PM PST by .30Carbine
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To: MeanWestTexan

STUNNING NEWS! I’m shocked. This must be a new development.


3 posted on 02/25/2026 2:41:04 PM PST by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MA)
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To: .30Carbine

Just wait until he finds out that a lot of retail businesses are closed on Saturday there.


4 posted on 02/25/2026 2:43:26 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: MeanWestTexan

Just wait till he discovers that the United States is also controlled by Jews, he might have a heart attack


5 posted on 02/25/2026 2:45:43 PM PST by algore ( )
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To: algore

Even Tucker is not that stupid.


6 posted on 02/25/2026 2:47:12 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: .30Carbine

Not very funny.

The Babylone Bee disagreed with Charlie Kirk about Israel. Kirk says he had been to Israel and there was no way the Oct. 7 attack could not have happened unseen.


7 posted on 02/25/2026 3:05:43 PM PST by odawg
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To: MeanWestTexan

Babble On Bee is controlled by evangelical cucks.


8 posted on 02/25/2026 3:12:14 PM PST by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera))
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To: MeanWestTexan

I almost fell for the Rage Bait.
Never mind


9 posted on 02/25/2026 3:26:06 PM PST by lee martell
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To: algore

I think the approach of many folks here is deny, deny, deny.

However their fallback position is open celebration.

Lol.


10 posted on 02/25/2026 3:27:43 PM PST by cgbg ("Your identity is how power treats you.")
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To: MeanWestTexan

Some folks have an underdeveloped sense of humor (and humanity).


11 posted on 02/25/2026 3:34:19 PM PST by .30Carbine
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To: MeanWestTexan

LMAO!


12 posted on 02/25/2026 3:46:37 PM PST by GreatRoad ('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act' )
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To: .30Carbine

Pretty sure it’s the same moron with 10 screen names.


13 posted on 02/25/2026 3:50:48 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Tucker Carlson reportedly uncovered shocking evidence that Israel is controlled by the Jews.

Boom!!! Bombshell!!! Release the Kraken!!!

In other horrifying news, it was discovered that (clutches pearls, faints onto couch, tearing drapes) JAPAN IS CONTROLLED BY THE JAPANESE!!!!!.

14 posted on 02/25/2026 3:52:40 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: House Atreides

Yeah, I heard all the major political parties in Israel have lots of Jews in them.

And there’s a ton of Jew money spent in their elections.

The Mossad is even based there!

Plus, something about Rothschild and their menorahs having 7 candles and the Freemasons.

It’s a conspiracy!

(Yes, this is parody in case our local Jew-hater with all his screen names reads it. We’re making fun of you.)


15 posted on 02/25/2026 3:57:27 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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Earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live. Among them that, quote, “Hollywood is run by Jews.”

The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology, and announced that Brando is now free to work again.
16 posted on 02/25/2026 3:59:28 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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JAPAN IS CONTROLLED BY THE JAPANESE

Nope. It’s the Joos. They’re everywhere.

Mr Toyota is actually Mr Toyotaberg Rothschild. That’s why he eats raw fish. It’s the only way he can make sure it’s kosher.


17 posted on 02/25/2026 4:00:43 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

JAPAN IS CONTROLLED BY THE JAPANESE

Nope. It’s the Joos. They’re everywhere.


The JAPs - Jewish American Princesses


18 posted on 02/25/2026 4:01:53 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: dfwgator

See?!?? More proof!

The JAPs bombed Pearl Harbor to cause us to enter the war and defeat Hitler who was really just a misunderstood guy trying to free his country from the oppression of Winston Churchill.

I know it’s true. Candace Owens had a whole show about it.


19 posted on 02/25/2026 4:04:51 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: mac_truck
Babble On Bee is controlled by evangelical cucks.

Nah…Babylon Bee folks have brains and they’re funny. That’s why idiots disparage them.
20 posted on 02/25/2026 4:16:09 PM PST by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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