Michelle Obama Got 10 New Piercings in a Single Sitting

New York Post ^ | Feb. 13, 2026 | Avery Matera

[nickcarraway]

On Wednesday’s episode of her podcast, “IMO,” which she shares with brother Craig Robinson, the latter poked fun at his sister’s new jewelry additions.

“What I’ve learned about you [since starting the podcast] is that you tried to get your ears pierced and thought I didn’t notice,” to which he added, “And I see you got all these new piercings in your ear.” The former first lady revealed, “I have always thought about getting some extra piercings in my ear and just never got around to it.”

She admitted that she did try out a second earring before she had kids, “but then [she] just got lazy and stopped putting an earring in it.”

[seabeeson]

May I ask, who gives a crap?

[rktman]

Mucho TMI. And, I ain’t looking at chips.

[MrBambaLaMamba]

I thought that multiple piercings were now cringe with the cool kids.

[MayflowerMadam]

“I thought that multiple piercings were now cringe with the cool kids.”

I think so. But Sasquatch is neither cool nor a kid.

He’s a bitter old washed-up queen. Maybe one of his rented kids from Morocco could clue him in.

[butlerweave]

All of them in her tongue ?

[SunkenCiv]

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[sevlex]

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

[Dacula]

This is how confused Mike is; he believes that getting more piercings makes him more Holy.

I want to see baby pictures of the Obamas with their spawn.

[T.B. Yoits]

How old is she, like 15?

[Gasshog]

So what

This could be accomplished by the Moose sitting its big Butt on 10 thumbtacks.

No. one. cares.

[nuconvert]

I guarantee this isn’t going to make her look more attractive.
The woman has never had any taste. If she’s trying to make people wonder if she’s unstable, this is a good way to start.

[DownInFlames]

Put one in her mouth to shut her gab.

[Migraine]

LMFAO!

[Migraine]

She said she’s off and thought about it earlier, but she got lazy. Well well well. She should tell us something you didn’t know.

[WellyP]

AND.... HE’S STILL “F”ING UGLY!

[Delta 21]

Hopefully she will be deflated by Monday.

[UnwashedPeasant]

She is so gross. Next it will be face tattoos.

[Carriage Hill]

Why is anything this GHETTOPOTAMUS does, news?

[alstewartfan]

How “womanly” of Big Mike!

[higgmeister]

Probably at least a couple in her foreskin.