Posted on 02/10/2026 1:35:32 PM PST by dynachrome
A new comparative report found Ohioans have a 1.13% chance of being abducted by aliens, with over 4,000 abduction reports since 2019.
Ohio is ranked 21st in the nation for alien abduction odds, according to a report from Canada Sports Betting (CSB) that dove into abduction statistics across North America. According to the report, which considered data from 2019 to 2024, Ohioans have a one in 89 chance of reporting an alien abduction.
With a total population of just under 12 million people, CSB found Ohio has a reported alien abduction for every 11,300 residents. Researchers were clear to note the ranking does not reflect the validity of abduction stories, but instead tracks the frequency of reports.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbc4i.com ...
PMS NOW will just give up on Harry Reid’s fake alien story.
71.3% of Californian’s have been abducted by space aliens. 16.8% of that group have been abducted twice.
Kubrick....
Also heard his Favorite movie of all time;
“The Jerk” by Steve Martin.
.
He was a bit off but
I’ve always liked that.
Are there than many illegal alien kidnappers in Ohio?
You're learing!
Let’s hope the chance of illegal aliens in Ohio being abducted by ICE agents is much closer to 100%.
My survey says that 100% of politicians are crooked, I feel lightness in my wallet everytime I get near one
Can they start with Cleveland first then please? They’re just frikkin’ weirdo’s anyway.
GMTA.
LOL, I was thinking Mexico or the Zargon Galaxy.
Looks like he’s attacking with a dead weapon.
Or is that his you-know-what hanging ou?
They should call ICE (Intergalactic Customs Enforcement)
Why preposterous?
If you add up collected reports and and do the math to provide a per capita statistic how is that preposterous?
You may argue that the people filing those reports are mistaken, or that Alien abductions can’t happen because there are no aliens but then you are putting yourself in the position of trying to prove a negative.
Better to just read the article with a skeptical eye and chuckle to yourself.
Statistics is fun for people and gray aliens too!
Lol.
We need to go back to the good old days—when people settled for counting angels on the heads of pins.
There just trying to get back at us for the aliens frozen at Wright Patterson AFB.
I can’t read this thread because I ran out of tinfoil.
So that’s 134,470 victims.
Pssh. Too small to notice.
Aliens probed my auto-correct.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.