[Uncle Miltie]

By the third paragraph, I finally realized this was about cars, not Tex Mex stews…

[OKSooner]

Oh yeah, I live close enough that I could drive to Tulsa to go see it if I wanted to.

Nah, thanks though. I hope everyone has a blast though and tips the waiters and bartenders well.

[DannyTN]

The first thing that came to mind was have the chili cook off and put the nearest restrooms 2 miles away.
Instant drag racing!!!