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Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson
babylonbee.com ^ | Jan 13, 2026

Posted on 01/14/2026 9:03:45 AM PST by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and culture, the other eight Supreme Court justices brought in Ms. Rachel to explain cases to Ketanji Brown Jackson.

The judges reportedly discussed a variety of potential solutions to mitigate Jackson's intellectual shortcomings before deciding to hire the popular YouTube star and children's educator to help Jackson better understand the complex cases being ruled on by the court.

"Hi, friend! Are you a… Supreme Court justice? You are! Yay! And you're a woman of color! GOOD JOB!" Ms. Rachel said as she introduced herself to Justice Jackson. "Today, we're hearing arguments on… boys pretending to be girls to gain an unfair advantage in sports! Your friends over there in the black robes wanted me to come tell you what everything means! Isn't that FUN? Yay!"

Witnesses in the courtroom reported seeing Justice Jackson clap excitedly at Ms. Rachel's appearance. "She had the biggest smile on her face," one source said. "It's a great move by the other judges to bring in someone who has had a ton of experience and success in teaching uneducated people at a sub-kindergarten level. Having Ms. Rachel start with the basics, like colors, shapes, letters, and counting could be a game-changer for Ketanji. At the very least, it should cut down on some of her ridiculously dumb questions."

Ms. Rachel reportedly saw the opportunity to privately tutor Justice Jackson as valuable preparation for her new role working with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani. "She wants to get used to working with adults who are total morons," one insider said.

At publishing time, the Supreme Court called a recess after a confused Justice Jackson asked Ms. Rachel if the guy who sings the songs on her videos is a man or a woman.


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KEYWORDS: missrachel; msrachel; rachel

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1 posted on 01/14/2026 9:03:45 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

“At publishing time, the Supreme Court called a recess after a confused Justice Jackson asked Ms. Rachel if the guy who sings the songs on her videos is a man or a woman.”

Richly deserved. lol


2 posted on 01/14/2026 9:06:54 AM PST by TheDon (Remember the J6 political prisoners! Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL! even Ms Rachel may not be able to talk down to Jackson’s level.


3 posted on 01/14/2026 9:13:01 AM PST by Rummyfan (Ok In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support lthe civilized man.👨 so t tv)
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To: V_TWIN

Because I guess Mr. Rogers wasn’t available to explain.


4 posted on 01/14/2026 9:18:29 AM PST by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
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To: V_TWIN

Fred Rogers would be perfect. He can even explain the difference between being a boy and being a girl, and that both are wonderful.


5 posted on 01/14/2026 9:19:27 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: V_TWIN

Words , Hard


6 posted on 01/14/2026 9:32:15 AM PST by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: V_TWIN

It would be funny if someone brought in a small child and said “please explain to the Supreme Court justice what a girl and a boy is. Use small words so maybe she can understand.”


7 posted on 01/14/2026 9:33:33 AM PST by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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To: Dr. Sivana

Let’s see.......Jackson can’t be that bad. She was confirmed by the august body called the US Senate. They are all very smart folks right?


8 posted on 01/14/2026 9:34:57 AM PST by mosaicwolf
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To: mosaicwolf

I thought it was the “US Senate brought to you by Mountain Dew”. Or is that “Carl’s Jr”?


9 posted on 01/14/2026 9:44:47 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: V_TWIN

My grandkids loved Ms Rachel. I figured if it could keep them quiet for ten minutes it was a win. And she is easier on the eyes than Barney was in the 90s.


10 posted on 01/14/2026 9:47:19 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: Dr. Sivana

“””I thought it was the “US Senate brought to you by Mountain Dew”. Or is that “Carl’s Jr”?”””””

There was garbage avalanche recently that made me think of Idiocracy.

http://nypost.com/2026/01/09/world-news/2-dead-36-missing-after-mound-of-garbage-collapses-at-landfill-in-the-philippines/


11 posted on 01/14/2026 9:51:51 AM PST by shelterguy
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To: V_TWIN

I don’t think the zealot Jackson even realizes she’s a clueless laughing stock.


12 posted on 01/14/2026 9:55:16 AM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: Vermont Lt

Ms Rachel - is like a Sesame Street character? A cartoon influencer?


13 posted on 01/14/2026 10:07:44 AM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: Vermont Lt

Oh, good grief! She was the gal singing to kids with Comrade Mamdani.


14 posted on 01/14/2026 10:09:19 AM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: V_TWIN
That's just cold.

But also pretty funny.

15 posted on 01/14/2026 10:11:37 AM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: V_TWIN

bttt


16 posted on 01/14/2026 10:14:06 AM PST by T Ruth (Mohammedanism shall be destroyed.)
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To: V_TWIN

A few Schoolhouse Rock videos might do some good as well.


17 posted on 01/14/2026 10:37:59 AM PST by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: citizen

She is a You Tube pre school person. She teaches kids how to count and stuff like that. Her show is targeted to 18 mo to 3 year olds.

That said, she is a strong lib off line. But, that stuff never came through on the shows I watched with the little grandkids.


18 posted on 01/14/2026 10:42:11 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: Clay Moore

“Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina” - That kid from Kindergarten Cop.


19 posted on 01/14/2026 10:50:45 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

Ketanji Brown Jackson is the perfect example as to why DEI may be THE most destructive concept to ever implemented in America.


20 posted on 01/14/2026 12:51:18 PM PST by V_TWIN (America........so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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