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Posted on 01/14/2026 9:03:45 AM PST by V_TWIN
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and culture, the other eight Supreme Court justices brought in Ms. Rachel to explain cases to Ketanji Brown Jackson.
The judges reportedly discussed a variety of potential solutions to mitigate Jackson's intellectual shortcomings before deciding to hire the popular YouTube star and children's educator to help Jackson better understand the complex cases being ruled on by the court.
"Hi, friend! Are you a… Supreme Court justice? You are! Yay! And you're a woman of color! GOOD JOB!" Ms. Rachel said as she introduced herself to Justice Jackson. "Today, we're hearing arguments on… boys pretending to be girls to gain an unfair advantage in sports! Your friends over there in the black robes wanted me to come tell you what everything means! Isn't that FUN? Yay!"
Witnesses in the courtroom reported seeing Justice Jackson clap excitedly at Ms. Rachel's appearance. "She had the biggest smile on her face," one source said. "It's a great move by the other judges to bring in someone who has had a ton of experience and success in teaching uneducated people at a sub-kindergarten level. Having Ms. Rachel start with the basics, like colors, shapes, letters, and counting could be a game-changer for Ketanji. At the very least, it should cut down on some of her ridiculously dumb questions."
Ms. Rachel reportedly saw the opportunity to privately tutor Justice Jackson as valuable preparation for her new role working with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani. "She wants to get used to working with adults who are total morons," one insider said.
At publishing time, the Supreme Court called a recess after a confused Justice Jackson asked Ms. Rachel if the guy who sings the songs on her videos is a man or a woman.
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“At publishing time, the Supreme Court called a recess after a confused Justice Jackson asked Ms. Rachel if the guy who sings the songs on her videos is a man or a woman.”
Richly deserved. lol
LOL! even Ms Rachel may not be able to talk down to Jackson’s level.
Because I guess Mr. Rogers wasn’t available to explain.
Fred Rogers would be perfect. He can even explain the difference between being a boy and being a girl, and that both are wonderful.
Words , Hard
It would be funny if someone brought in a small child and said “please explain to the Supreme Court justice what a girl and a boy is. Use small words so maybe she can understand.”
Let’s see.......Jackson can’t be that bad. She was confirmed by the august body called the US Senate. They are all very smart folks right?
I thought it was the “US Senate brought to you by Mountain Dew”. Or is that “Carl’s Jr”?
My grandkids loved Ms Rachel. I figured if it could keep them quiet for ten minutes it was a win. And she is easier on the eyes than Barney was in the 90s.
“””I thought it was the “US Senate brought to you by Mountain Dew”. Or is that “Carl’s Jr”?”””””
There was garbage avalanche recently that made me think of Idiocracy.
I don’t think the zealot Jackson even realizes she’s a clueless laughing stock.
Ms Rachel - is like a Sesame Street character? A cartoon influencer?
Oh, good grief! She was the gal singing to kids with Comrade Mamdani.
But also pretty funny.
bttt
A few Schoolhouse Rock videos might do some good as well.
She is a You Tube pre school person. She teaches kids how to count and stuff like that. Her show is targeted to 18 mo to 3 year olds.
That said, she is a strong lib off line. But, that stuff never came through on the shows I watched with the little grandkids.
“Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina” - That kid from Kindergarten Cop.
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