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With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately
babylonbee.com ^ | Jan 8, 2026

Posted on 01/09/2026 7:37:10 AM PST by V_TWIN

President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he's only getting started.

The Babylon Bee consulted with experts at the FBI, CIA, NSA, and DMV to compile the following list of who Trump is planning to arrest next:

Tim Walz: He just declared war on the federal government, which is more than Maduro ever did.

Kathleen Kennedy: It's time for her oppressive rule over Lucasfilm to end.

Travis Kelce: It may be the only way to save him from Taylor Swift.

Ariana Grande: At least as a prisoner, she'll be forced to eat.

The Hamburglar: Trump is tired of losing his Big Macs to this fiend.

Elon Musk: For not giving us robots that do our laundry yet.

Donald Trump: He's at his most popular when he's being targeted by the DOJ, so why not keep it going?

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1 posted on 01/09/2026 7:37:10 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee doing real news again!


2 posted on 01/09/2026 7:40:50 AM PST by FatherofFive (We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
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To: V_TWIN

“Travis Kelce: It may be the only way to save him from Taylor Swift.” Women weaken the legs Travis!


3 posted on 01/09/2026 7:45:33 AM PST by kawhill (I'll start...the sweeter wind is finally found)
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To: V_TWIN
I could tell this was a BB news parody, since it only suggested seven other people to be arrested.

A valid news story would have pushed for at least 77 people (essentially all Demonicrats) to be arrested and tried.

4 posted on 01/09/2026 7:49:20 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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How could they leave Newscum off this list?

Maybe we at FR should start with our own list for the DoJ ...


5 posted on 01/09/2026 7:55:31 AM PST by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: V_TWIN
He just declared war on the federal government, which is more than Maduro ever did. .

That's for sure.

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A lot of interesting info in this video

Bombshell: USA admits Venezuela 'cartel' doesn't exist - but CIA did traffic drugs in Latin America


6 posted on 01/09/2026 8:04:35 AM PST by Karl Spooner
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To: V_TWIN

Please add the Duffer Brothers to the list for the criminally stupid way that they ended Stranger Things.


7 posted on 01/09/2026 8:09:58 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Please add the Duffer Brothers to the list for the criminally stupid way that they ended Stranger Things.


People stupid enough to watch that show in the first place deserved what they got.


8 posted on 01/09/2026 8:11:00 AM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: V_TWIN

Someone’s taking their advice. Kathleen Kennedy is already out of Lucasfilm.


9 posted on 01/09/2026 8:40:47 AM PST by jmcenanly (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
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To: texas booster

And at the top of that list should be Schwartz Gyorgy.


10 posted on 01/09/2026 10:28:15 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: V_TWIN
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED DURING MADURO'S CAPTURE

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11 posted on 01/10/2026 3:41:47 AM PST by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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