Posted on 01/09/2026 7:37:10 AM PST by V_TWIN
President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he's only getting started.
The Babylon Bee consulted with experts at the FBI, CIA, NSA, and DMV to compile the following list of who Trump is planning to arrest next:
Tim Walz: He just declared war on the federal government, which is more than Maduro ever did.
Kathleen Kennedy: It's time for her oppressive rule over Lucasfilm to end.
Travis Kelce: It may be the only way to save him from Taylor Swift.
Ariana Grande: At least as a prisoner, she'll be forced to eat.
The Hamburglar: Trump is tired of losing his Big Macs to this fiend.
Elon Musk: For not giving us robots that do our laundry yet.
Donald Trump: He's at his most popular when he's being targeted by the DOJ, so why not keep it going?
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
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The Bee doing real news again!
“Travis Kelce: It may be the only way to save him from Taylor Swift.” Women weaken the legs Travis!
A valid news story would have pushed for at least 77 people (essentially all Demonicrats) to be arrested and tried.
How could they leave Newscum off this list?
Maybe we at FR should start with our own list for the DoJ ...
That's for sure.
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A lot of interesting info in this video
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Please add the Duffer Brothers to the list for the criminally stupid way that they ended Stranger Things.
Please add the Duffer Brothers to the list for the criminally stupid way that they ended Stranger Things.
People stupid enough to watch that show in the first place deserved what they got.
Someone’s taking their advice. Kathleen Kennedy is already out of Lucasfilm.
And at the top of that list should be Schwartz Gyorgy.
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