[Fungi]

If there are no fungi in the soup, it can’t be “penicillin “ soup.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Which is why my "cures everything soup" has mushrooms.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I found some beef barley soup at the back of the fridge a while ago. Not sure how long it had been there, but it had enough mold on it to cure anything.

I wasn’t sick, so I didn’t eat it.