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Who do I call? I take the job!
1 posted on 01/02/2026 3:34:54 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows

Do you still have the Kitty ping? I have a good one for you


2 posted on 01/02/2026 3:35:20 PM PST by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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To: Morgana

Scamalis will be happy to do it


3 posted on 01/02/2026 3:38:41 PM PST by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: Morgana

3000 cats..... that’s a lot of cat food and.... poop.


4 posted on 01/02/2026 3:44:35 PM PST by LastDayz (A Blunt and Brazen Texan. I Will Not Be Assimilated.)
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To: Morgana

There’s an island for cats in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLLDOyZepY


6 posted on 01/02/2026 3:49:20 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Morgana

It sounds like fun. I’ll go too! After losing both of our kitties last year I need some serious cat companionship.


7 posted on 01/02/2026 3:50:08 PM PST by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: T.B. Yoits

I thought the Greek island of Lesbos already offered that.


8 posted on 01/02/2026 3:52:30 PM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: Morgana

The boat Africans will take care of the problem in a hurry.


9 posted on 01/02/2026 3:52:36 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: Morgana

Well........

Ted Nugent

Cat Scratch Fever!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs


10 posted on 01/02/2026 3:55:44 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try. )
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To: Morgana

Istanbul is swarming with well fed strays. Living their best life outdoors with fresh air. You can look it up on you tube >>>Istanbul cats<<<

So Islam has one good thing going, I suppose


11 posted on 01/02/2026 3:55:52 PM PST by dennisw (There is no limit to human stupidity / )
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To: Morgana

sounds like a purrfect opportunity


14 posted on 01/02/2026 3:58:00 PM PST by SisterK (to do justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly)
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To: Morgana

Through history cats have been essential to civilization. To keep rats away from the grain storage.


16 posted on 01/02/2026 4:00:43 PM PST by dennisw (There is no limit to human stupidity / )
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To: Morgana

You mean the island isn’t LESBOS?


19 posted on 01/02/2026 4:26:31 PM PST by OrangeHoof ("Our property is protected by two pitbulls. They love visitors, especially with marinara or garlic.")
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To: Morgana

******** Don’t read this ********

In 1911, in an event called “Hayırsızada Dog Massacre”, the Governor of Istanbul ordered the stray dogs in the streets to be rounded up and exiled to Sivriada. About 80,000 dogs were killed during the ordeal, mostly due to hunger and thirst on the barren land of the island, and some due to drowning as they tried to escape the horrible conditions. A severe earthquake which immediately followed the event was perceived by the local as “a punishment by God for abandoning the dogs.”


20 posted on 01/02/2026 4:36:43 PM PST by jroehl (And how we burned in the camps later - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - The Gulag Archipelago)
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To: Morgana
"The snug island of Syros"

Syros is the Greek word for Toxoplasmosis.

21 posted on 01/02/2026 5:12:38 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: CottonBall

23 posted on 01/02/2026 7:09:58 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Yesterday only comes one time. —Richard Starkey)
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To: Morgana

I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go to Greece & I love kitties. The purrfect vacation... :-)


27 posted on 01/03/2026 5:42:32 AM PST by Twotone ( What's the difference between a politician & a flying pig? The letter "F.")
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To: Morgana

If I was a younger woman...


33 posted on 01/03/2026 3:48:25 PM PST by boatbums (Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God )
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To: Morgana

Well... Now we know where the mouse mafia will send their problem employees


39 posted on 01/03/2026 7:45:22 PM PST by Cowman
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To: Morgana

I’m in!


40 posted on 01/03/2026 8:34:45 PM PST by MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
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