[simpson96]

"I don't believe in coincidences!"

[proust]

Is Florida woman catching up to the antics of Florida man?

[Brian Griffin]

Florida, home of the lowest of the lower 48.

[montag813]

[Libloather]

Good shot?

[Raycpa]

I think the crazy/hot matrix just established a new boundary.

[Flag_This]

Sunny came home with a list of names
She didn't believe in transcendence
"And it's time for a few small repairs", she said
Sunny came home with a vengeance

[DoodleBob]

The bigots will be disappointed.

[T.B. Yoits]

#believeallwomen

[TalBlack]

Gee I wonder if she did one of those car videos ?

[PAR35]

It makes since to me.The old saying ‘You can only hang a man once’ comes into play.

Or perhaps, ‘in for a penny, in for a pound’.

May make a difference, however, as to whether she ends up spending under 10 years in prison on a life sentence, or whether she spends closer to 15. Parole should hinge, however, on whether she has any other ex-husbands out there. If not, she might be a good risk for earlier release.

[misterdarcey]

Q: What’s scarier than Florida Man?
A: ...

[FlingWingFlyer]

Sounds like a Tiny Timmy Tampon/Alfalfa Harris voter/supporter.

[alternatives?]

How come second degree? Looks planned to me.

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

Bad mistake. Should have only done one a day.

[kiryandil]

“What did I do to p*ss you off THIS time, baby?”

[sauropod]

I feel so bad for the daughter.

[GreenHornet]

“Psycho Mom! Psycho Mom! She’s Psycho Mom!”

[GrumpyOldGuy]

BOGO!

[TermLimits4All]

I mean if she is going to prison for life, what’s another life sentence.

[Texan4Life]

“It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year”