[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: Damn Yamaha pianos. They’re everywhere. ::

Of course!
Yamaha has a 5-year “swap-out” with the larger institutions that use 100 or more Yammies.
Every 5 years, the public can usually get a GREAT deal on a Yamaha when the University makes the swap.

[real saxophonist]

That's true. We had a Baldwin when I grew up. That was before Yamaha.

My dad did THE BEST Ray Charles imitation. So I got my parents tickets to see Ray Charles for their anniversary.

When my dad saw those tickets, he was laughing and crying at the same time.