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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Why does this guy never shave? It would give him more respect.


6 posted on 12/16/2025 6:54:18 PM PST by Fungi
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To: Fungi
Why does this guy never shave? It would give him more respect.

He has a lot of respect--from people who matter. He looks better in a beard. Clean-shaven, he looks like a little kid, which would earn him less respect.

8 posted on 12/16/2025 7:15:47 PM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: Fungi
Why does this guy never shave? It would give him more respect.

He looks like a pudgy little kid without the beard.

Even my wife thinks he looks better with the beard.

14 posted on 12/16/2025 7:50:51 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (I have nro answers. Only questions.)
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To: Fungi
Why does this guy never shave? It would give him more respect.

Because he has chipmunk cheeks, and the beard helps his face look more slender.

19 posted on 12/16/2025 7:57:38 PM PST by Albion Wilde (To live free is the greatest gift; to die free is the greatest victory. —Erica Kirk)
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To: Fungi
Why does this guy never shave? It would give him more respect.

Because growing a beard is much more manly than not growing a beard?
26 posted on 12/17/2025 7:07:50 PM PST by Svartalfiar (-)
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