If you replace your coffee with tea you can reduce by 58% what little joy you have left in life.
I often "replace" my regular coffee with several Irish Coffees. Joy quotient increase is, well, pretty darn good!
Meanwhile, during this wonderful Christmas season, I just love the eggnog with a healthy dose of Bushmills.
And, of course, I cannot sign off without the reminder that alcohol kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.