Posted on 11/30/2025 5:51:35 AM PST by Red Badger
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Probably why the bird is up and talking all night.
Perhaps calling animal control might have resulted in the bird ending up on a grill?
Typical! Because there's always somebody ready to suck the oxygen right out of a room, no Joe king.
The parrot's first crime was when he ordered a squawkcuccino, but when the barista tried to correct his 'mistake', he flipped her the bird.
That's a latte transgressions for a newcomer.
It isn't easy bein' green!
“”So whatβs the issue?””
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The issue is.... the bird didn’t ask for permission pre-sip. Premeditated, unauthorized sipping is strictly forbidden in this new reality we’re in. The bird should have known better. Too late now. The bird will be held in captivity and will probably get a cage-mate called Bruno and will be sipping something else from now on.
LOL! Yeah, cut Polly some slack. She may have needed a laxative or an energy boost and didn’t know the Korean word for coffee to ask politely!
My sister and BIL had a yellow fronted Amazon many years ago named Frank. He could bark like their dog and cry like a baby because my nephew’s wind up baby swing was near his cage. He talked a few words and had a good personality.
The bird was a Doors fan.
“Let me sleep all night in your Seoul kitchen...”
“Did my bulgogi just say something?”
And of course, there’s the Queen of Seoul.
When the parrot at the Korean cafe ordered 4 fried chickens and a coke, she confused him for a Hassidic diamond merchant and it all went South from there.
It’s not safe to give parrots caffeine. We never let our parrot have it. Of course whenever he saw my wife eating something, he would want it, too.
Sounds like parrots can be cagey [/rimshot] when they want something to nosh.
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βThe Korean Macawfee _prefers_ keepinβ in a cup!β
The best part of waking up is bird poop in your cup!..............
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