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Police "Arrest" Parrot At Korean Cafe After It Allegedly Takes Sip Of Someone's Coffee
Not The Bee ^ | November 30, 2025 | Harris Rigby

Posted on 11/30/2025 5:51:35 AM PST by Red Badger

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To: sphinx

21 posted on 11/30/2025 6:22:33 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Berosus
Probably why the bird is up and talking all night.

22 posted on 11/30/2025 6:32:59 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Kudos to the Admin Moderator, reason: "Randspam" [ 4354167 ])
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To: Red Badger

Perhaps calling animal control might have resulted in the bird ending up on a grill?


23 posted on 11/30/2025 6:50:36 AM PST by fso301
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To: Red Badger; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Larry Lucido; ProtectOurFreedom
Seoul police were called to a cafe...

Typical! Because there's always somebody ready to suck the oxygen right out of a room, no Joe king.

The parrot's first crime was when he ordered a squawkcuccino, but when the barista tried to correct his 'mistake', he flipped her the bird.

That's a latte transgressions for a newcomer.

It isn't easy bein' green!

24 posted on 11/30/2025 7:39:36 AM PST by Ezekiel (πŸ†˜οΈ "Come fly with US". πŸ”΄ Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: sphinx

“”So what’s the issue?””

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The issue is.... the bird didn’t ask for permission pre-sip. Premeditated, unauthorized sipping is strictly forbidden in this new reality we’re in. The bird should have known better. Too late now. The bird will be held in captivity and will probably get a cage-mate called Bruno and will be sipping something else from now on.


25 posted on 11/30/2025 7:46:39 AM PST by Danie_2023
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To: sphinx

LOL! Yeah, cut Polly some slack. She may have needed a laxative or an energy boost and didn’t know the Korean word for coffee to ask politely!


26 posted on 11/30/2025 7:55:07 AM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys many aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Red Badger

My sister and BIL had a yellow fronted Amazon many years ago named Frank. He could bark like their dog and cry like a baby because my nephew’s wind up baby swing was near his cage. He talked a few words and had a good personality.


27 posted on 11/30/2025 8:27:46 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Ezekiel; SaveFerris; dfwgator

The bird was a Doors fan.

“Let me sleep all night in your Seoul kitchen...”


28 posted on 11/30/2025 9:35:36 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: V_TWIN

“Did my bulgogi just say something?”


29 posted on 11/30/2025 9:42:23 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: Larry Lucido

And of course, there’s the Queen of Seoul.

When the parrot at the Korean cafe ordered 4 fried chickens and a coke, she confused him for a Hassidic diamond merchant and it all went South from there.


30 posted on 11/30/2025 11:07:45 AM PST by Ezekiel (πŸ†˜οΈ "Come fly with US". πŸ”΄ Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: SunkenCiv

It’s not safe to give parrots caffeine. We never let our parrot have it. Of course whenever he saw my wife eating something, he would want it, too.


31 posted on 11/30/2025 11:25:50 AM PST by Berosus (I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
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To: Berosus
Sounds like parrots can be cagey [/rimshot] when they want something to nosh.

32 posted on 11/30/2025 1:43:15 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Kudos to the Admin Moderator, reason: "Randspam" [ 4354167 ])
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33 posted on 11/30/2025 1:55:26 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Kudos to the Admin Moderator, reason: "Randspam" [ 4354167 ])
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To: Red Badger

β€œThe Korean Macawfee _prefers_ keepin’ in a cup!”


34 posted on 11/30/2025 3:32:22 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

The best part of waking up is bird poop in your cup!..............


35 posted on 11/30/2025 3:34:04 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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