Just here for the limericks.
There once was a clan of Bidens in Nantucket...
They all end with Biden telling the rest of us to suck it.
There once were Bidens in Nantucket.
They kept old Joe’s brain in a bucket.
After the bucket was left in the rain
Its contents resembled cocaine
And one of Hunter’s kids said Pawtucket
On Nantucket came Joe Biden’s Clan
Joe’s brain was like six day old flan
He walked towards a store
Where he saw the closed door
And said “Open I say, Come on, Man!”
The Biden Clan closed down the street
For shopping they’d do on their feet
But Joe couldn’t walk
And he sure couldn’t talk
So a wheelchair became his new seat
Jill Biden looked at lingerie
While Joe had so little to say
Reporters asked why
Lingerie she would buy
She said Hunter had come out as gay
Where, for crack Hunter would s*ck it
He cleaned out his eye
and said with a sigh
it's still 10% for the big guy