I see you’ve taken up the banner for cheese this evening. I appreciate that greatly, as a cheeselover myself, and indeed in the midst of enjoying a large quantity of pasta with multiple cheese sauce garnished with pecorino romano.
Carry on, and I’m sure dfwgator or someone will post the requisite Python Cheese Shop sketch at some point.
I don’t know about cheese but a moose once bit my sister.
It’s not the Cheese Shop sketch, but it is Monty Python inspired. See the link at post 19.