1 posted on
11/28/2025 7:41:54 AM PST by
week 71
To: week 71
To: week 71
I always park my canoe underwater.
Keeps it out of sight. If canoe thieves can't see it, they can't steal it.
3 posted on
11/28/2025 7:51:01 AM PST by
RoosterRedux
(“Critical thinking is hard; that’s why most people just jump to conclusions.”—Jung (paraphrased))
To: week 71
The oldest canoes were owned by white people. The original people of North America.
To: week 71
Probably sunk during Noah’s Flood.
To: week 71
"The vessels were used to catch fish, make travel more efficient and facilitate trade, the WHS said." Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.
7 posted on
11/28/2025 8:02:36 AM PST by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: week 71
I can’t fathom how this could happen. Canoe?
8 posted on
11/28/2025 8:06:52 AM PST by
j.havenfarm
(24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
To: week 71
Talk about jumping to conclusions! I corrected the headline to drivers as soon as I read underwater parking lot, even considering what underwater was doing there, concluding that the article would explain why! If that was a trap, I fell right in. Yikes.
11 posted on
11/28/2025 8:44:25 AM PST by
grame
(May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
To: week 71
They should fetch ‘em up and rent ‘em to hipsters looking for an authentic paddling experience
12 posted on
11/28/2025 8:57:35 AM PST by
bigbob
(We are all Charlie Kirk now,)
To: week 71
A meter maid has been sent down to issue parking tickets....
14 posted on
11/28/2025 9:09:39 AM PST by
SaxxonWoods
(Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
To: week 71
To: week 71
Am I to deduce that those natives weren’t good canoe builders because they all sank?
Since when do we have “First Nations of Wisconsin”? I thought we had all agreed that “Native Americans” was the official replacement for Injuns. Are we now adopting language from Canuckistan?
To: week 71; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Larry Lucido
Underwater parking lot?
You know what *that* means —
Birch your bottom dollar, somebody oars more than those canoes are worth.
Be careful not to get soaked out there folks.
“Don’t follow leaders, watch the parking meters”.
18 posted on
11/28/2025 9:26:23 AM PST by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: week 71
First submarine tests failed.
23 posted on
11/28/2025 11:26:54 AM PST by
Vaduz
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