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AI could replace offensive and defensive coordinators.

AI could replace HR. It would need to be programed to hire the most profitable employee.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You could replace HR with one of those drinking birds on a swivel.

Put a list of candidates out, dab some ink on bird's nose and let him bob for 10 seconds.

Interview those candidates that have ink on their name.

100% improvement in hiring.