1 posted on
11/18/2025 5:51:36 PM PST by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Better not ask him how much a woodchuck can chuck.
2 posted on
11/18/2025 5:55:50 PM PST by
JZelle
To: simpson96
Well …. Did we get an answer on that? I’m kind of curious. Journalism is dead!
To: simpson96
Well, it depends. If it’s hens, I don’t know, but if it’s roosters, the number has to be pretty low...
To: simpson96
If healthy 5 or 6 eggs per week.
To: simpson96
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Answer: The rooster!
To: simpson96
10 posted on
11/18/2025 6:11:05 PM PST by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: simpson96
“I didn’t know you felt that strongly about it, Farmer Pete.”
11 posted on
11/18/2025 6:17:35 PM PST by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: simpson96
Overalls - check
Barefoot - check
Was he chewing on a piece of hay as well?
To: simpson96; All
The people he accused are no angels. They were arrested for resisting arrest...
17 posted on
11/18/2025 6:47:08 PM PST by
marktwain
(----------------------)
To: simpson96
You’re travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Florida Zone!
18 posted on
11/18/2025 6:55:22 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: simpson96
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done.
19 posted on
11/18/2025 7:03:24 PM PST by
real saxophonist
(Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
To: simpson96
Who cares how many times a hen can get laid in a day? I would guess that it varies depending on whether the hen is a prude or a nympho chicken.
20 posted on
11/18/2025 7:10:02 PM PST by
TonyM
(Score Event)
To: simpson96
Yep.
He looks exactly like I thought he would.
22 posted on
11/18/2025 7:27:06 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
To: simpson96
Guiness claims that the number they officially recognize is 371 per year by a White Leghorn.
Ive seen a non-Guiness confirmed claim of 374 attributed to a Black Australorp.
25 posted on
11/18/2025 7:41:40 PM PST by
gnarledmaw
(Hivemind liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives select servants.)
To: simpson96
One better not ask, “How many angles can dance on the head of a needle?”
28 posted on
11/19/2025 4:15:14 AM PST by
jonrick46
(Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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