[dayglored]

The OP neglected to include the Bee's picture, which is part of the story!

Here ya go -- THESE are the "Senile Senior Citizens" the article is about:

[Navy Patriot]

That would be me, I actually want FReepers to read the story at the publishers site, when it’s a quality publisher.

[Rummyfan]

Effing Sanders … that old yenta has been living off our taxes - and very well at that - his entire life. And he calls himself a socialist to boot! Comes the revolution I know whom I m going after….