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Posted on 11/09/2025 8:13:47 PM PST by simpson96
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“Grand Opening......Grand Closing”
I noticed after a brawl over sauce in another state that my McDonald’s has a little sign saying they offer sauce packets matching the food orders and more than that will incur a separate extra charge.
Apparently that was to save the employees’ lives. The place with the brawl had a death threat to the manager who came out to help.
So instead of pizza, they had to settle for turkey-bologna sandwiches in the lock-up.
In fairness, they were late to their MENSA meeting and didn’t have time to deal with all this.
This black chick at work asked me where the colored printer was,
I told her, “Look. It’s 2025. You can use any printer you want.”
shhhboom
Transplants to the town that brought Chicago manners to the locals.
Clearly, this incident, I am with the officers. They went an extra stretch not to have to even have this situation even be an incident at all. Wish all of them were of this mindset, its more of an old peace officer style than law enforcement style. And clearly these pizza morons deserved what they got, they didn’t even want the thing to calm down.
Da disrespect was already served
Didndunuffins gonna get their respect
They just keep proving The Bell Curve is shockingly correct. Sadly.
They don’t need anymore pizza.
--Groucho Marx
We make our own
The one over the "how many eggs can a chicken lay" still leaves me shaking my head.
(When police arrived, they offered to pay the $1 to end the argument, but that didn’t work, police said.)
How UNREASONABLE!!!
RIOT NOW!!! /OBAMA
Now where is that GIF?...
[Hungry, hungry ...]
Well I think that the GOOD NEWS 📰📰📰 is that
we have finally, FINALLY found 3 wives for Laz.
They’re feisty ones Laz.
AND apparently, BRILLIANT!! 🧠🧠🧠 😅
And they come with pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕, Laz.
IF you have an extra dollar 💵
AND eat faster than they can
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉!!!
😁
Gas Station Pizza! Yummy and so nutritious. Just the thing those ladies need to keep that healthy trim and fit appearance.
“All three women were arrested and taken to the Henry County Jail, police said.”
“Good! Let them chill in there for month or so.”
Whatever they do just don’t let them order pizza delivery.
And this is over gas station pizza.
😆😆😆😆😆
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