[NonValueAdded]

Reporter 1: Say, that plan looks suspiciously like a moat.

Press Secretary: your point?

Reporter 2: And the design for those "Welcome to Florida" arches, it looks very much like a portcullis.

Press Secretary: I'm surprised you didn't remark on the "You are now leaving the American Sector" sign on the Northbound side.

Reporter 3: What about the Panhandle?

Press Secretary: That's where will put all the refugees from New York.

[GaryCrow]

Hell no! The Panhandle is the best part of Florida, send all the refugees to Miami or some other dump in south Florida so they can be with their own kind.

[sjmjax]

"You are now leaving the American Sector" sign on the Northbound side.

I like that! See if we can get DeSantis on board.

[gundog]

No extra charge. for the alligators.

[Hebrews 11:6]

Move it north, to Rae's Creek in Augusta.

[FrozenAssets]

Never heard of the old cross florida barge canal?