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Alabama β€˜porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested [photo - yikes]
News Nation Now ^ | 10/31/2025 | Theresa Grundman

Posted on 11/02/2025 4:06:55 PM PST by simpson96

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To: simpson96

These are AI-Generated, but still funny.

Porch Pirates getting their just desserts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RrLKKKSNbJ0


21 posted on 11/02/2025 5:19:10 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: simpson96

Times are tough after Biden left office and he had to turn in his Admiral’s uniform.


22 posted on 11/02/2025 5:28:00 PM PST by GaryCrow
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To: Ezekiel

He looks like Smecker from The Boondock Saints.

πŸ˜†


23 posted on 11/02/2025 5:31:13 PM PST by Salamander (Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
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To: Salamander

π˜•π˜°π˜Έ 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘭π˜ͺ𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘒𝘡𝘀𝘩π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜‰π˜°π˜°π˜―π˜₯𝘰𝘀𝘬 𝘚𝘒π˜ͺ𝘯𝘡𝘴 𝘒𝘨𝘒π˜ͺ𝘯. /π˜ͺ𝘺𝘬𝘺𝘬

“For a few seconds this place was Armageddon! There was a fire fight!!!”


24 posted on 11/02/2025 5:33:56 PM PST by Antihero101607
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To: redfreedom

Physics nerd here to say that

β€œa black Ford Escape traveling at a high rate of speed”?

should be

β€œa black Ford Escape traveling at high speed”


25 posted on 11/02/2025 5:34:50 PM PST by Locomotive Breath
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To: simpson96

What a babe!!!!


26 posted on 11/02/2025 5:35:09 PM PST by albie
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To: Joe 6-pack
Looks like he specializes in back porch piracy

Yeah, he'll be a butt pirate in prison... and like it.

27 posted on 11/02/2025 5:38:46 PM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: shelterguy

“He makes love ..just like a woman
But he breaks like a little girl.”πŸ§”


28 posted on 11/02/2025 5:56:40 PM PST by alstewartfan (I AM Charlie Kirk. ❀️✝️)
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To: T.B. Yoits

He has had plenty of practice.


29 posted on 11/02/2025 5:57:28 PM PST by alstewartfan (I AM Charlie Kirk. ❀️✝️)
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To: simpson96

Booty Bandit.


30 posted on 11/02/2025 6:09:54 PM PST by Tommy Revolts
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To: dfwgator

I like the β€œMentality” shorts where various (often AI-generated) animals encounter Halloween yard decorations and guarded candy bowls!


31 posted on 11/02/2025 6:10:48 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: simpson96

Yarrr arr, matey. I spy trig booty on the shore an’ I swoops down on it escapin on me sloop.
I swore not to be taken alive but me timbers ‘ave been shivered. Does this here ‘ere dress make me butt look big, in truth. Aarrghh blow me down


32 posted on 11/02/2025 6:27:00 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: simpson96

The Judge might be lenient on that dude — he’s already been punished by nature.


33 posted on 11/02/2025 6:46:59 PM PST by Chewbarkah
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To: chopperk
Transgender? When IT goes to prison, male, female or other?
34 posted on 11/02/2025 7:14:54 PM PST by dvan (Send Them Home!Napolatono)
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To: Antihero101607

Ha ha ha!!!

Watched it!
I’m on All Saints Day now.

A third Boondock Saints is finally coming.

I. Can’t. Wait!


35 posted on 11/02/2025 7:15:32 PM PST by Salamander (Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
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To: chopperk
Transgender? When IT goes to prison, male, female or other?
36 posted on 11/02/2025 7:15:50 PM PST by dvan (Send Them Home!Napolatono)
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To: simpson96

My neighbors college aged son went put to a Halloween party as Blanche Devereaux... I have questions πŸ«₯


37 posted on 11/02/2025 8:31:16 PM PST by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't taking no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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To: simpson96

He seems........nice.


38 posted on 11/02/2025 8:43:38 PM PST by dwg2
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To: simpson96

39 posted on 11/02/2025 9:03:30 PM PST by OldHarbor
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To: OldHarbor

That’s a man, baby!


40 posted on 11/02/2025 9:30:00 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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