Lighten up! It’ll go a long way.
Trump kisses Xi’s ass to get them to buy the same amount of soybeans they would anyway and then gives them a big tariff cut. Trump pumps his had while grinning ear to ear. Xi did not even have to smile. Xi gains face. In the Asian mind this is winning big time.
“It’s a great trick, everyone says so,”
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lol
Using chop sticks that way in Japan will probably get you the death penalty. There is only one way to use them properly without disrespecting someone’s dead ancestors, and that isn’t it.
Seems about right.
If he's really good we can teach him this one too.