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Top 20 Adam Schiff Fun Facts - The Pencil-Neck Papers
Director Blue Substack ^ | 18 Oct, 2025 | Doug Ross

Posted on 10/19/2025 10:48:00 AM PDT by MtnClimber

I see Adam Schiff as a poster boy for the Deep State. A scrawny bureaucrat who turned the House Intelligence Committee into a partisan circus, pushing hoaxes while burning through millions in our money, all while concealing his own skullduggery.

Below are the twenty most outrageous Schiff reports. It’s weird because each reads like a case study in double standards.

1. Russia Collusion Hoax Mastermind

Schiff brandished a manila envelope on live TV and swore he had “smoking‑gun proof” of Trump‑Russia treason. Behind closed doors, his committee quietly spent $32 million on an investigation later debunked as partisan fiction. He funneled Steele Dossier nonsense into FISA court filings, helped muzzle dissenters on Twitter, and left the Fourth Amendment in tatters. Conservatives saw it not as oversight but as sedition in a suit.

But if his “evidence” were any realer, he’d have framed it in gold instead of hiding it like a bad Grindr date—talk about a dossier that’s all tease, no climax.

2. Whistleblower Puppet Master

Schiff told the Senate he had “no prior contact” with the Ukraine whistleblower, but records suggest his staff practically ghost‑wrote the complaint that lit Impeachment 1.0. He buried the communications, let media hysteria bloom, and muzzled opposition—all in the name of “oversight.”

If he pulled strings that tight, maybe that’s why his neck’s still loose

3. Classified Leaks Ringmaster

FBI files revealed that Schiff okayed selective leaks of Russia‑probe intel to national media. Instead of protecting national security, he weaponized classified data for political spin.

4. Mortgage Fraud Fixer

Documents suggest Schiff falsely claimed Maryland residency to score lower mortgage rates while living in California. Dual voting records raise additional questions.

If his loans were any fishier, he’d need a harpoon instead of a gavel.

5. Voter Fraud Double‑Dipper

Evidence from election probes indicates Schiff maintained active voter registrations in two states and allegedly cast ballots in both. For a man who claims to defend “democracy,” that’s some creative interpretation of “one man, one vote.”

6. FISA Abuse Architect

Schiff championed warrants built on discredited Steele Dossier claims, effectively turning FISA into a Fourth Amendment shredder. Horowitz’s IG report later confirmed zero corroboration.

If his FISA game were a casino, he’d be the house—rigged odds and all — but bankrupt in decency.

7. Steele Dossier Chief Marketing Officer

He read Clinton‑funded opposition research into the Congressional Record, lending official weight to a fiction he knew was bullshit.

If that dossier were his love child, it’d have his eyes—shifty, unblinking, and allergic to paternity tests.

8. Impeachment Evidence Shredder

Staffers swore that Schiff ordered exculpatory transcripts destroyed during the Ukraine inquiry. That’s not “oversight”—it’s obstruction of Congress.

9. Mueller Report Liar

Despite “no conspiracy” findings, Schiff spun Mueller’s words into a four‑year guilt crusade, fueling endless headlines and donor cash.

10. FEC Super PAC Colluder

FEC filings hint at coordination between Schiff’s team and Super PACs pushing anti‑Trump messaging—potentially violating campaign finance law.

11. ActBlue Money Launderer

Audits found questionable “phantom” donations linked to Schiff’s fundraising streams, suggesting donor laundering through ActBlue structures.

If his money‑laundering were any cleaner, it’d sparkle like his lies—too bad guilt doesn’t wash out in the spin cycle.

12. Logan Act Border‑Jumper

Texts imply Schiff meddled with Ukrainian officials pre‑inauguration—an uninvited dip into State Department waters.

If Logan Act violations were jaywalking, he’d be the person dodging traffic in stilettos—cross‑dressing diplomacy, one illegal step at a time.

13. USAID Slush‑Fund Funneler

Records from 2025 leaks suggest Schiff rerouted USAID money through NGOs to finance anti‑Trump efforts abroad.

14. Transcript Falsifier

Multiple staffers testified Schiff altered official memos and logs during hearings—a felony if proven.

Schiff seems to be immune to ethics.

15. Sensitive Info Misrepresenter

He twisted bogus classified material into public accusations, fueling press frenzies while ignoring debriefed truths.

If his spin were makeup, he’d be RuPaul—one wipe and the act’s over.

16. Ethics Defense Fund Grifter

Facing DOJ scrutiny, Schiff raised seven figures for a “legal defense fund” skirting ethics caps on donor influence.

17. Pedo Blackmail Cover‑Up

Unproven but persistent: claims he silenced an intern’s assault accusations with taxpayer hush money. Conservatives demand transparency; Schiff jokes it off.

If his browser history could talk, it’d demand witness protection.

18. Underage Death Enabler

Foreign affidavits allege narcotics involvement in a young man’s fatal overdose abroad—never charged, but toxic in every sense of the word.

19. Perjury Parade Leader

From “no contact” to “forgotten meetings,” Schiff’s testimony record reads like a perjury handbook. Censured already, criminal liability still looms.

If lying were an Olympic sport, he’d be the FanDuel favorite for Gold.

20. Deep State Soros Puppet

Funding trails and coordination leaks raised accusations of direct ties between Schiff’s initiatives and globalist money pipelines.

If that Soros leash were any shorter, he’d trip on it—though he’d still deny it while smiling for the cameras.

Adam Shiff isn’t a public servant—he’s a walking ethics violation in a $5,000 suit. He’s the kind of guy who’d lecture on integrity while picking your pocket, then file an ethics complaint against you for noticing. Every scandal he touches turns to compost, and still he struts like he’s auditioning for CIA Director: The Musical.

He’s the bobblehead for moral bankruptcy.


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KEYWORDS: leftism; losfeliz; losfelizdistrict

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1 posted on 10/19/2025 10:48:00 AM PDT by MtnClimber
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To: MtnClimber
He’s the bobblehead for moral bankruptcy.
2 posted on 10/19/2025 10:48:25 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Can’t wait to see what he looks like wearing a sombrero...and prison orange.


3 posted on 10/19/2025 10:56:25 AM PDT by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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I think his neck cannot support that big head and a sombrero too.


4 posted on 10/19/2025 11:16:53 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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known as Schitt in his hometown

but somehow he keeps in the game?


5 posted on 10/19/2025 11:30:05 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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These gol-durned FR rules:
Any article about Adam Schiff requires a link to the song about him.

"Classy" Freddie Blassie sings - Pencil Neck Geek

6 posted on 10/19/2025 12:34:01 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Feelings? You mean like the five senses?)
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Another fun fact.
The day he got into politics he said “It really opened my eyes.”

And they never went back to normal. 👀


7 posted on 10/19/2025 1:01:00 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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Any Californians know what the hell he's talking about?

8 posted on 10/19/2025 1:49:50 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (NA)
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To: Dick Bachert

:)


9 posted on 10/19/2025 1:53:42 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Scum Sucking Pencil Neck Geek

The Great Fred Blassie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row


10 posted on 10/19/2025 2:31:39 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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Traitor schiff got a promotion to the Swamp Senate

That’s probably a bad practice but we pull it off
/s


11 posted on 10/19/2025 3:47:31 PM PDT by delchiante
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To: MtnClimber

He seriously needs a wall, blindfold and cigarette.


12 posted on 10/19/2025 3:57:50 PM PDT by MileHi ((Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: MtnClimber

And these are just ones we know about.


13 posted on 10/19/2025 4:52:38 PM PDT by The Truth Will Make You Free ( )
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It reveals the power of the deep state that NOTHING has been done to bring Schiff to even a tiny bit of justice. He's getting away with a warehouse full of criminality right in front of our faces.
14 posted on 10/19/2025 4:59:19 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: MtnClimber

Most of that information was readily available, but Californians elected him to the US Senate.


15 posted on 10/19/2025 5:22:48 PM PDT by x
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