[real saxophonist]

KFC took them over. Here, the restaurants are half KFC, half Long John Silver.

I likes me some Chicken Planks.

[MikelTackNailer]

“Chicken Planks” always struck me as the most bizarre name.

Who doesn’t automatically associate easy-to-eat chicken entree’s with gruesome pirate executions?

(note to self: check to see where caterers got the mushroom hors d’oeuvres they served at the marketing meeting)

Next up: Captain Kidd’s Keelhaul Kit for your little privateers.