[Red Badger]

What did His wife say when she told him she wanted a divorce?

I’m turning over a new Leif..............

[Larry Lucido]

Leif’s father was Eric the Red. He had a best friend named Rudolph who was a weather forecaster. He told Leif to pack an umbrella as there was a storm brewing but it looked sunny out. His wife asked why he was carrying an umbrella. Leif said “Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”