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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Several years ago, in Montana, the government fenced off a large area of land that contained a gopher colony. They then released Black Footed Ferrets into this enclosure.

Unfortunately, they had failed to remove the coyotes.

The coyotes feasted on ferret and wiped them out.

The only thing to do is to have the government pay someone to raise fat, slow, tasty gophers for the ferrets to eat.

I am willing to provide these nutritious rodents to the government at the low, low price of $25,000 each.

A bargain.


29 posted on 10/09/2025 6:21:41 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: blueunicorn6

Typical government “worker” parasites screwing something up.

Why don’t one of the uber-wealthy greenie billionaires step up? I guess greenie lefties ONLY enjoy blowing OPM (Other people’s money).


30 posted on 10/09/2025 6:34:03 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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