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GATOR PING!.................
A gator once bit my sister. Nastee bite.
Now see, Florida Man would have tried to put a saddle on it and ride it.
That gator was less of threat to that McDonald’s and its patrons than angry female customer of a certain demographic.
You threaten my McNuggets, boy, you on the fightin’ side of me...
"Joshua Douglas James, 23, of Jupiter, Florida, allegedly admitted to officials that he picked up the American alligator on the side of a road and later threw it from his white pickup truck into the Wendy's kitchen after ordering a large soft drink, according to an FWC incident report obtained by ABC News. The alligator was later seized by FWC officers and released into a nearby canal, the report said."
I guess that means no gator nuggets at that location this weekend.
I was just thinking that!..................
probably worse than Moose which can also be such
First scene; somebody had to throw a thin rope lasso around the Croc’s scaly head, and hold on tight as Croc thrashed and tried t pull himself free. Guy holding the rope was carefully avoiding contact with that long,sweeping tail.
Next scene: Somebody threw a dark heavy jacket over the Croc’s eyes, then another guy whipped out his roll of All Purpose Duct Tape, wrapped it around the snout, sealing the mouth shut.
Small crowd of observers cheered.
And a good time was had by all!
Burgers & Fries on The House?
McDonalds finally had it’s Drive Thru cleared again, ready for business.
The Croc was relocated, furious at having his long nap interrupted. He was de-masked and lived on to hunt another day.
A half dozen new boots!
Gators gonna be chomping on some beef, this weekend.
(Probably not, but I can dream)
We all really live in different worlds in this country. “One of the gators is blocking the McDonalds drive-thru. Let’s all go get it,” said no one ever in Pennsylvania.
Everything south of the Mason-Dixon Line is Alabama............
Maybe it just wanted a Big Mac... or several.
How many pairs of boots and belts does a 12-foot gator make?
That’s a lotta fried gator tail. 😊
“No Shirt No Shoes No Service”
Glad duct tape removed when gator was demasked when he (she?) was taken back to the swamp.
When I Ilived in Florida, we had to keep cats in at night or gators would eat them. One of them ended up in our swimming pool, and the animal control guys wrapped tape around it’s snout and took him back to the Everglades. Apparently a common occurence.
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