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To: nickcarraway

You know how the taste of tuna declined after they took the dolphins out?

Same thing with coconut water now that its monkey free.

Imagine the horrors for all of those poor out of work monkeys having to turn to crime just to feed their families.

(Im waiting for one of FRs perpetually triggered boomers to jump in and tell me how racist I am...)


6 posted on 09/28/2025 9:26:46 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hivemind liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives select servants.)
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7 posted on 09/28/2025 9:35:09 PM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: gnarledmaw

Coconut water the ultimate hangover cure, it’s so isotonic you can inject it directly into a vein(do not do this with unsterilized product!) During WWII coconut water was used as a plasma blood replacement and blood expander for critically ill / wounded patients.

It has the same sodium potassium balance that blood does, plus zinc, magnesium,iron all in the exact ratio the human body requires. There are no less than 4 indigenous peoples that the words for that tree translate to “the tree of life” you can survive on coconut water and coconut flesh alone. In South Asia the left over coconut pulp after you press the oil out is the primary protein and carbohydrate source for hogs in that region. Soybeans are a far far distant second source. It’s a large part of chicken feed in that region as well. Every part of the coconut tree is useful. There is only one species of coconut it’s the same all over the planet. The seeds float and when they land on a beach they sense the sand and only then start to germinate, the tree can take full seawater for limited periods of time and brackish water indefinitely. One of the planets truly amazing species, only Agave takes its rightful place as the king of the land plant’s.


8 posted on 09/29/2025 3:16:17 PM PDT by GenXPolymath
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