Posted on 09/26/2025 1:03:02 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new report, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents.
The FBI allegedly confirmed to Congress that, on the date of the protest that evolved into a riot, the enormous mob of plainclothes federal agents who stormed the Capitol Building was infiltrated by three MAGA voters. Those individuals were identified as Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and "the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos." Sources confirmed that everyone else involved in the incident was a federal agent.
"This whole thing appears to have been a big misunderstanding," said FBI Director Kash Patel. "I would have learned this sooner, but I hate reading files. It takes a really long time."
Congressional Republicans called on the FBI to explain how the matter got so out of hand when it was mostly federal agents involved. "We know the exact whereabouts and activities of the three civilians," said Congressman Thomas Massie. "That means it was federal agents who broke windows and planted pipe bombs. Why?"
Unfortunately, the answer to Massie's question will likely remain a mystery as Director Patel confirmed that there are simply "way too many" files to read. He has instead referred questions to his predecessor, former FBI Director Christopher Wray. Unfortunately, Wray was reported to have fled the country for "purely coincidental" reasons.
At publishing time, Patel had officially offered Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos jobs with the FBI for being able to blend so uncannily into a massive crowd of federal agents.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Who is going to prove that this is not true?
Four people. They forgot to list Ashli Babbitt.
Likely not.
Ashli Babbitt being one of them.
Is the correct number 274?
I actually believed this until I noticed it was from the Bee.
Condidering the hundreds of non-fbi who fled the capital earlier as was protocal, including AOC who it is reported by her as having died a few times on the way out.
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