Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail

The Bee ^ | September 25, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Ammo manufacturers have begun to cater to the Leftist Assassin market for their USAID dollars!

[OKSooner]

That would be a .300 Super Ultra Mega-Magnum!

[NorthMountain]

I know it’s the Bee ... Can you just imagine the barrel erosion that thing would cause?

[BradyLS]

“Got any of those ‘Manifesto’ rounds in .30-06?”

[oldtech]

Looks like it would take a special gun to fire that one. Doesn’t make much sense to do that just so you can put a ridiculous message on it.

[grumpygresh]

How about making and selling shell casings inscribed with leftist slogans?
That’s one way to get a database.

[oldtech]

It would take a special gun just to use that cartridge with some ridiculous message written on it. Since probably not a lot of them would be sold, it should be fairly easy to round up the perp who bought one in case there is an incident.

[Navy Patriot]

No, however I do have scope mounts for 18 inch receiver clearance.

[xp38]

That’s out of the case thinking! Or offer custom engraving. Just let us know what you want and we’ll do the engraving. Any font or size. Custom artwork extra. No judging!

[Navy Patriot]

A 300 Super Ultra Mega Homo Tranny-Magnum!

[sjmjax]

There’s actually a WW-2 German anti-tank rifle round that is almost that ridiculous.
8mm bullet in a 13mm anti-tank rifle case.

Panzerbuchse 39
And yes, throat and barrel wear was a problem.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

You just leave them at the crime scene. You don’t fire them...

[NorthMountain]

This?

Yeah ... not quite as nuts, but definitely up there. Also, not a work of satire ...

[sjmjax]

Yes, that’s it.
Live rounds are quite rare.

The design was a “work around” created to bypass restrictions imposed by the WW-1 armistice agreement.

[seabeeson]

Although true, it’s not really funny.

[NorthMountain]

Wikihahahahapedia lists a muzzle velocity of 1210m/s (3965 ft/s) ... That's screaming.

[VAFreedom]

there hasn’t been even more compelling reason until now to revive the h&k g11 project.

it would instantly become my favorite rifle.

[paulcissa]

Wow! That a big boiler room! EarGoSplittinLoudenBoomer!

[spokeshave]

Looks big enough t be fired from a shotgun

What is needed is an old UK punt gun....for duck hunting

[spokeshave]