Millions of years ago when I was in the first grade, the teacher wouldn't let me go to the restroom because I had been there only a few minutes before. The only solution presented me was hosing down my immediate surrounding with a lovely brown spray. I had diarrhea. Following that dreadful experience, anybody got to go when they asked. You can all thank me for my contribution for getting THE MAN'S rules straightened out.
Someone else needs to remind them that some things are best left unregulated.