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Posted on 09/22/2025 4:15:03 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out on the decidedly losing end of a debate against a cardboard cutout of Charlie Kirk.
Despite her best efforts, AOC simply could not outclass the piece of cardboard set up to oppose her.
"Alright, you got me this time, Cardboard Charlie," said AOC. "I tried to defeat fascism and bigotry, but today, it was too strong. Even for me."
Then, staring down the cardboard cutout, AOC cried, "You haven't heard the last of me, you hate-spewing paper product! I'll get you next time, Cardboard Charlie!"
According to eyewitnesses, the debate started off with AOC declaring that Kirk opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which gave Black people the right to vote. As Cardboard Charlie stood unblinking, a Black member of the audience gently informed AOC that he had voted in 1960, and that she might be thinking of something called the 15th amendment passed in 1870.
"Well, well. I guess that's one point for you, Charlie," growled AOC.
The rest of the debate proceeded in similar fashion. Sources on the ground declined to provide any additional specifics after AOC threatened to eat them.
At publishing time, AOC had called on the country to unite, but to please wait until after she was done attacking a man who was just assassinated.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
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ROFL!!!
Facist paper products are a threat to democracy.
It was a setup. She never had a chance. Of course it wouldn’t have been a fair fight even against a sheet of single ply toilet paper.
I heard she doesn’t have mirrors in her home because every time she walks by one, she gets into a pissin’ contest with herself.
Compared to some of her fellow morons in Congress, such as Maxine Waters, Al Green, Jazzy Crockpot, H. Jeffries, Omar, Talib, and others, AOC is a genius. Of course, if you combined their IQ, it would be below zero.
The word “black” isn’t capitalized in the original Bee article. Why did you capitalize it here?
Ooooooh!
Eagle eyes!
Inquiring minds want to know!
Why, indeed?
I wish the Bee would do something with what I think is one of the most risible things the left is trying to do now, arguing that WWII vets, like the 101st Easy company Band of Brothers, were actually ... (wait for it) antifa battling fascists.
lol
I didn't.
I Copy & Paste the entire title and I Copy & Paste the allowed excerpt directly from the website's page I am posting the thread from, without spell correction.
I reloaded the website page and checked, you are correct, the capital B in the word black is now a lowercase b.
It has been changed by the Babylon Bee without explanation.
Perhaps the Babylon Bee staff have smaller balls than I thought.
Please see my post #10 for further info.
Aoc went to the ocean one day znd said “oh my word, al gore was right, the seas are rising, itcs coming right at us!”
“Oh wait, nope, there it goes, false alarm.”
“Oh my goes, it’s,coming right at us again.”
“Whoops, my bad, there it goes again”
“What in the world,is going on here? Run for your lives, it”s rising again!!!”
Aoc was crying the other day because pres Trump might sanction Turkey. She was worried that we would have to call off thanksgiving.
Keep ‘em coming!
“Aoc was crying the other day because pres Trump might sanction Turkey. She was worried that we would have to call off thanksgiving.”
lol!
She’s so dumb that she would chase a laser pointer.
She spent $10 on an iq test, and the test results came back the other day, and inside the envelope was $20 and a sympathy card.
The power went out at the mall the other day and she was stuck on the escalator for 2 hours
The puzzle said between 5-7 years, but she finished it in 2 weeks!
Superman was asked if he’d ever met AOC...he said “are you kidding...after 5 minutes i was so numbed I now avoid her like Kryptonite!”
Excellent!
Can a cardboard cutout be charged with Unjustified Abuse.
Democrats and media didn’t have a problem with Biden for four years.
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